Independence Day Balancesheet

14 messages in my inbox saying Happy independence day using the same old forwarded lines = Profit for the phone companies ..and more messages for me to forward to the girls.

The second years five doors down playing ‘vande mataram’ A.R. Rehmann’s remix, smoking as usual in front of the floor = ..i dont know, i just hope they haven’t started smoking ‘grass’ yet.

People updating status messages on facebook frantically = Time to talk to old lost friends !

130 paper flags, two packs of candies, a bunch of tricolour balloons laying in my bag.. to be given to the deaf and mute children tomorrow = I guess the children will be happy.

National holiday tomorrow = ..arre matlab ek aur sunday waste ho jayega Winking smile

Comments

Shilpa Vir speaks! said…

Interesting post. I liked the punch line!

August 17, 2010 at 9:56 PM

ice,water,vapour said…

u r a gem manky.....:)

August 21, 2010 at 3:02 PM

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