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You would'nt believe what those nigerian hackers are upto these days !

This one really takes the rank 1 out of all the online scamsters. I full-heartedly applaud the author for writing such an unconventional and innovative piece of art, in a society that is almost entirely fuelled by repackaging old stuff in new packets. Take a look..

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WORLD BANK AUDITORS/INTERNATIONAL MONETARY
FUNDS (IMF)
Metro Plaza, Plot 991/992
Zakari Maimalari Street
Cadastral Zone AO,
Central Business District, Abuja.Republic Of Benin

                                            Attention:Clents,

WORLD BANK AUDITORS/INTERNATIONAL MONETARY FUNDS (IMF)has meeting with the Government of Benin Republic,Ghana,Nigeria and Burkinafaso as we received a report of scam against you and other British/US citizens and Maylaysia,Etc.

The countries of Nigeria, Benin Republic, Burkinafaso And Ghana have recompensed you following the meeting held with the Four countries' Government and various countries' high commission for the fraudulent activities carried out by the Four countries' Citizens.
Your name was among those scammed as listed by the Nigeria Financial Intelligent Unit (NFIU). A compensation has been issued out in ATM CASH CARD to all the affected victims and has been already been in distribution to all the bearers. Your draft was among those that was reported undelivered as at on Friday and we wish to
advise you to see to the instructions of the Committee to make sure you receive your ATM CASH CARD immediately.
According to the number of applicants at hand, 184 Beneficiaries has been paid, half of the victims are from the United States,we still have more 37 left to be paid the compensations of(US$1.5million USDOLLAR) each.

Your particulars was mentioned by one of the Syndicates who was arrested as one of their victims of the operations,you are hereby warned not to communicate or duplicate this message to him for any reason whatsoever as the U.S. secret service is already on trace of the other criminals.
So keep it secret till they are all apprehended.other victims who have not been contacted can submit their application as well for scrutiny and possible consideration.

NFIU further told us that the use of Nigeria and Ghana Couriers was abolished due to interception activities noticed in the above mentioned courier services in Nigeria and Ghana and thereby have made a concrete arrangement with the DHL Courier Company in BENIN REPUBLIC for a safe delivery to your door-step once the beneficiary meets up the demand of the conveyance.
We advise that you do the needful to make sure the NFIU dispatches your ATM CASH CARD on Friday.

are assured of the safety of your draft and availability. Be advised that you should stop further contacts with all the fake lawyers and security companies who in collaboration scammed you. Get back to us immediately to check if the delivery date suits you.fill the information below and forward it to our office for quick process.

YOUR FULL NAME..............
YOUR COUNTRY...............
YOUR CITY.............................
YOUR HOME ADDRESS..................
YOUR CURRENT TELEPHONE NUMBER...................
KINDLY CONTACT OUR OFFICE WITH THIS INFORMATION BELOW
EMAIL( worldba_auditorr@w.cn  )
Telephone.....+229 97988072

Call as soon as you receive this message
Yours in Service,
DR.RICHARD OGA
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