Monday, September 20, 2010

What a medical teacher takes years to learn...

PG resident: Ok boy, now you tell me " What is Wohlfart-Kugelberg-Welander syndrome ? "

Mack: Sir it is a very rare disorder characterized by ...xxxxx

PG resident: Excellent ! You will be a nice dctor one day..
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Assistant Professor: Tell me the new advancements in the field of malaria diagnosis.

Mack: Uhh, sir it is diagnosed mainly by microscopic observation.

Assistant Professor: That's nice to hear, but you should actually keep your eyes open for the latest research also.
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Professor: Tell me the importance of taking pulse and what can you diagnose from it ?

Mack: Sir pulse... pulse is the.. the feeling of heart beat in the extremities of..

Professor: It's high time that you start reading your textbooks son. You will never succeed till you make it a habit.
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Dean: What do you understand by fever ?

Mack: Uhh, sir raised body temperature..

Dean: Even the cleaning staff outside my office can tell me that. Next time i want something that a real medical student should know.
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Commandant: Aaj tak injection diya h kabhi ? (have you ever given an injection before?)

Mack:........err, well. .. .sir..

Commandant: Not your fault dear. I will ask your professor to arrange one practical lecture on giving injections soon..
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p.s.  this post was inspired by our great commandant who was stalking everyone outside the clinics today, asking "aaj tak kabhi injection diya h tumne ?"

12 comments:

Mack said...

And yes guys, i forgot to tell you... our college has a commandant too who is right above the dean. I dont think civil colleges do have any such person in their hierarchy.

Najwa Pervin said...

Yeah we dont have a commandant ! Infact its the first time I've heard of one !

Tele said...

No one knows that before the intern 'happens'. So, let that commandant be happy over his 'requiring-20-sec-to-master' skill of his!! :D

PS: The template's nice!! :)

Mack said...

Thanx for support ! I have decided to set an example for juniors, by not learning to give an injection till the intern 'happens'. :P

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