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Independence Day Balancesheet

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14 messages in my inbox saying Happy independence day using the same old forwarded lines = Profit for the phone companies ..and more messages for me to forward to the girls.
The second years five doors down playing ‘vande mataram’ A.R. Rehmann’s remix, smoking as usual in front of the floor = ..i dont know, i just hope they haven’t started smoking ‘grass’ yet.
People updating status messages on facebook frantically = Time to talk to old lost friends !
130 paper flags, two packs of candies, a bunch of tricolour balloons laying in my bag.. to be given to the deaf and mute children tomorrow = I guess the children will be happy.
National holiday tomorrow = ..arre matlab ek aur sunday waste ho jayega  Winking smile 

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Interesting post. I liked the punch line!
u r a gem manky.....:)

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