This one happened during my surgery rotation. A major (read: PG resident, as ours is a military college) sent a patient for testing blood sugar after the OPD consultation. She came back with the report after half an hour…
Mrs.Fatlady: Doctor saab, here is the report. Please tell me if something is serious.
Maj.Clinicwala: Dont worry aunty, your report is all normal.
Maj.Clinicwala: So, take the medicines i have written earlier and you will be fine.
MrsFatlady: I came from such a long distance and you say my report is fine ! You wasted my time and you knew nothing is wrong with me. You are a bad bad doctor.
Mack: Sir, just give her sugar pills.
MajClinicwala: You should be happy mam, you are all right.
MrsFatlady: But atleast give me something. I am standing for half an hour outside just to show this report. And you say i dont need medicine. I will never come to a free hospital again !
MajClinicwala: Just go away mam. You are wasting my time.
MrsFatlady: I will complaint to your professor ! You dont know anything about treatment. YOU ARE JUST A QUACK.
(and she sped down the corridor, screaming at the top of her lungs…)