PG resident: Ok boy, now you tell me " What is Wohlfart-Kugelberg-Welander syndrome ? "
Mack: Sir it is a very rare disorder characterized by ...xxxxx
PG resident: Excellent ! You will be a nice dctor one day..
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Assistant Professor: Tell me the new advancements in the field of malaria diagnosis.
Mack: Uhh, sir it is diagnosed mainly by microscopic observation.
Assistant Professor: That's nice to hear, but you should actually keep your eyes open for the latest research also.
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Professor: Tell me the importance of taking pulse and what can you diagnose from it ?
Mack: Sir pulse... pulse is the.. the feeling of heart beat in the extremities of..
Professor: It's high time that you start reading your textbooks son. You will never succeed till you make it a habit.
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Dean: What do you understand by fever ?
Mack: Uhh, sir raised body temperature..
Dean: Even the cleaning staff outside my office can tell me that. Next time i want something that a real medical student should know.
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Commandant: Aaj tak injection diya h kabhi ? (have you ever given an injection before?)
Mack:........err, well. .. .sir..
Commandant: Not your fault dear. I will ask your professor to arrange one practical lecture on giving injections soon..
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p.s. this post was inspired by our great commandant who was stalking everyone outside the clinics today, asking "aaj tak kabhi injection diya h tumne ?"
Mack: Sir it is a very rare disorder characterized by ...xxxxx
PG resident: Excellent ! You will be a nice dctor one day..
********
Assistant Professor: Tell me the new advancements in the field of malaria diagnosis.
Mack: Uhh, sir it is diagnosed mainly by microscopic observation.
Assistant Professor: That's nice to hear, but you should actually keep your eyes open for the latest research also.
********
Professor: Tell me the importance of taking pulse and what can you diagnose from it ?
Mack: Sir pulse... pulse is the.. the feeling of heart beat in the extremities of..
Professor: It's high time that you start reading your textbooks son. You will never succeed till you make it a habit.
********
Dean: What do you understand by fever ?
Mack: Uhh, sir raised body temperature..
Dean: Even the cleaning staff outside my office can tell me that. Next time i want something that a real medical student should know.
********
Commandant: Aaj tak injection diya h kabhi ? (have you ever given an injection before?)
Mack:........err, well. .. .sir..
Commandant: Not your fault dear. I will ask your professor to arrange one practical lecture on giving injections soon..
********
p.s. this post was inspired by our great commandant who was stalking everyone outside the clinics today, asking "aaj tak kabhi injection diya h tumne ?"
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